Ep 57: Fine Toddco Products

6 Sep


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More stuff:

“WHY???? Home Depot out of bolts that day?”

  • Finally, Todd got a new Aerostich Falstaff jacket and likes it very much:

“Hip”

Guest:

Joanne the Gearchic makes another appearance on this week’s show to talk about gearing up in hot weather and the AMA Women’s Conference she recently attended. Todd and Chuck make random noises that may or may not be language.

“Nerds too lazy to find a different pic.”

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5 Responses to “Ep 57: Fine Toddco Products”

  1. Peter Jowett September 7, 2012 at 11:18 am #

    Re. your talk with Joanne about hot weather riding – here’s an emergency cooling garment idea if it gets really serious: 1) diaper (unused) 2) soak it 3) wrap around your chest 4) enjoy non-heat stroke riding. You may laugh, but if you’re dangerously close to overheating it could save your life. Bro.

    Sanitary pads would work too, if you’re not a big baby.

  2. Peter Jowett September 10, 2012 at 5:27 pm #

    You can still get cloth sanitary pads? Isn’t that an oxymoron?

  3. Beth September 19, 2012 at 1:41 pm #

    If you don’t want to drop $50+ on base layers from Under Armour or other “primo” lines of clothing, you can start with Target’s C9 by Champion line. They have great wicking shirts for summer and tight-fitting, lined mockneck shirts and running tights for winter for about half the price. They’re not specifically made for m/c riders, of course, so seams may be an issue for some folks (as Joanne suggested) but neither hubby nor I have had any issues with the clothing;s seams so far.

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